by Wallsendlad July 24, 2021
Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.
My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.
by Atherton Wing September 24, 2020
A declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions. Most commonly used in romantic relationships to excuse derogatory comments, masochistic tendencies, and general inconsiderations to avoid denial of sexual intercourse.
She was mad when I slapped her ass in front of my boys, but I used my Apology Umbrella so I'm still gonna tap that tonight.
by Macon Love April 08, 2011
It was pouring outside when my woman gave me oral sex. She stayed dry because my love umbrella covered her.
by Jenkum DeCoux December 17, 2010
Pass me the UMBRELLA
by 1928Sugarcube April 06, 2022
"FFS Paul, stop being such a goddamn umbrella all the fucking time!"
Umbrella: "I cant help it....also, does it contain gluten?"
Umbrella: "I cant help it....also, does it contain gluten?"
by DBag4eva April 08, 2021
a device consisting of a circular canopy of cloth on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod used as protection against rain or sometimes the sun
by DaUmbrella March 21, 2023