When someone's red flags are so intense and/or numerous that dating or being friends with them would lead to certain disaster.
His main hobby is creating fake dating profiles, he proudly recounted his many shoplifting adventures, and he has three exes with restraining orders. Those aren't just red flags, that's a red umbrella!
by anubisvel April 19, 2024
Get the red umbrellamug. by iamelation March 19, 2024
Get the Umbrella Warfare I guessmug. by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
Get the Umbrella Corporationmug. by Wallsendlad July 24, 2021
Get the umbrella chuckermug. A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.
by user46589281 May 30, 2020
Get the do you want an umbrella with thatmug. When a firearm is discharged in the rain and causes a bubble to appear around it as the force from the muzzle pushes rain up
by RenTheHen December 7, 2022
Get the Kentucky Umbrellamug. by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024
Get the lost umbrellamug.