Basic white guy (UK)

Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy

If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.

Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"

by oblyboblie March 15, 2024

Uke

Short for ukulele

"Any new songs you've learned on your uke?"

by CJYankira February 4, 2019

UK Existence

The uk existence is how long the uk has existed for

This is the coldest winter there is in the uk existence

by That 1 Ginger December 8, 2022

uke

what all the cool kids, all the dawgs, all the fellas call ukeleles

yoooo u bring ur uke
ye lemme just get out of my sube ( what the cool kids call subarus)

by whzha doin May 28, 2019

Reform UK

Nazis. They don't even try to hide that they're racists anymore, and yet somehow their numbers keep going up inexplicably.

Reform UK: Keep Britain for the British, unless they're gay!

by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death June 21, 2024

UK Drill

When a woman gets drilled/railed by a British guy in the missionary or mating press position.

Tommy: Ah yes love, let me absolutely UK drill you
Sophie: Stick your member into me I do say
Tommy: Good heavens, I'm arriving inside you
Sophie: Absolutely splendid ol' chap, I too have finished

by ILikeCheese132 June 1, 2024

pull out the uke

Used when somebody needs to apologize for something they did, especially when they don't believe that they need to apologize.

Ex 1: "Apparently HR says I need to pull out the uke for making a bunch of weirdly sexual comments"
Ex 2: Man 1 - "Did you hear that Jason called his wife fat?"
Man 2 - "Yeah, he had to pull out the uke."

by manmansbiggestfan September 3, 2023