per twit 

Means A middle to late age man that has a beard the consistency of a birds nest and colour ranges to white to browny orange depending on when last washed. A constant chain smoking of Marlboro reds is also a bonus, but not a necessity.

A. Oh my god look at that per twit!
B. HAHAH Look at his beard!
Per Twit: HHHHHHHh! So what was dat you just asked me?

per twit by Random Unit May 28, 2004

You-twit-face 

A person who has an active youtube, twitter, and facebook account.

marks face book status says hit him up on twitter where you can find the link to the new youtube video he just posted.

Friend says dang, you-twit-face!

You-twit-face by Jordan H forbes June 4, 2009

Twi-Twit

Another name for a Twilight fan freak. A person who love twilight so much they have to worship it and attack people who don't

Girl 1: Omg I lurrrrrrv Twilight! Edward is so hawwwt
Girl 2: Jacob is lyek hotter lolololololololol
Jessica: What the hell are you talking about?
Girl 1 & 2: TWILIGHT! its lyek so awesome
Chuck: Ignore them. they are Twi-twits.

Twi-Twit by Chiba Natsumi June 22, 2010

Half-twit 

1) A 70-character message, which is half of Twitter's 140 character maximum.

2) A derogatory description of a Twitter user, particularly those that Twitter way too much.

1) Twitter lets me use 140 characters so then 70 character's a half-twit?

2) "Look at Annie just Twittering away. She's such a half-twit."

Half-twit by PseudoIntellectual. April 25, 2009

Brit Twit 

Pompous English person, a member of the chattering class who talks with absolute assurance at great length about something he (rarely she) knows almost nothing about.

The Brit Twit Rifkind was on the BBC yesterday talking about the foolishness of emoticons, without having ever used one himself.

Brit Twit by Bellagio99 October 25, 2007

King Twit 

A gormless moronic rubbish tip of a person, with the brain of a peanut sliced into quarters and the breath of a thousand camels' arses.
Often referred to as a Nev.

He truly is a 'king Twit.

What a Nev!

King Twit by DilysPrice October 26, 2013

Clitwit (also Clit Twit)

The Female equivalent of calling a member of the Male gender a 'Bellend'.

Can also be used to describe someone who has no idea what they're doing when it comes to the Female genitalia

Kate - "That Woman is such a Bell End"

Dulcie - "Wait that doesn't work, what's the Female equivalent of a Bell End?"

Chuck - "I think you'll find that's a Clitwit (also Clit Twit)"

Clitwit (also Clit Twit) by Chuckito Supreme May 21, 2017