Rip van Tinkle

When you wake up after a long night's sleep and feel like you haven't pissed for 7 years.

"I hope the toilet doesn't overflow when I take this Rip van Tinkle."

by woodshole February 14, 2010

Tinkles

What you call a girl that goes to the bathroom for 3 seconds and piss 5 drops and you wonder why they would even bother to go the bathroom.

Tinkles is in the bathroom doing what Jenny does best: Tinkling the size of a teaspoon.

Jenny: I have to go to the bathroom.
Matt: TINKLES!!

Matt: Jenna is my little tinker bell.

by Matt Gonzo January 1, 2008

twinkle

a childish word used frequently by mothers, when referring to the female genitals in front of a small child, usually the daughter

Gwenny, don't foreget to wipe your twinkle!

by Tom May 2, 2003

twinkle fingers

Similar to jazz hands, except with wiggled fingers rather than shaken wrists.

Can also refer to both done simultaneously (even though that's bloody hard to do).

Denotes that something is magical or special.

*raises arms in front of him a shoulderwidth apart, tilts them slightly for campness, and wiggles fingers as fast as possible to denote that something is magic or special - twinkle fingers!*

by The King of Carrot Flowers June 28, 2006

tinklemice

When one tinklemouse teams up with another tinklemouse, team tinklemice is created.

For a full definition see tinklemouse

by The Original Tinklemouse April 7, 2005

twinklesnatch

a smelly pussy that will bring a tear to your eye

your girlfriend has one nasty twinklesnatch i cried so hard when i was around that shit

by Arcticat Fan April 25, 2008

tinkle-wiffer

a mysterious gypsie who tends to perform preposterous dances and often enjoys "having a gander" at your treasures

snicklefritz is a tinkle-wiffer that yogurt slingin bamboozler wont get away with this

by scrudge muffet April 11, 2009