With respect to human sexuality and arousal, a point is often reached that limits both the willingness and accessibility to advance into more adventurous, often uncharted territory; the surprise digital detection of a rectal 'occupant' serves as a cautious reminder to proceed with caution unless alternative preparations can be arranged.
She was so hot and seemed to want more, so I slipped my finger in and, damn, a turd snout ruined everything...amateur!
by YAWA August 23, 2016
Get the Turd snoutmug. The Turds of Poseidon is a prank to save for the most terrible of offenders, much like the Upper Decker.
You take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. For obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living space, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)
Air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky's the limit. Use you imagination. Remember, the goal is for them to NEVER be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.
Good luck, and use responsibly.
You take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. For obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living space, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)
Air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky's the limit. Use you imagination. Remember, the goal is for them to NEVER be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.
Good luck, and use responsibly.
Prima was furious at Secunda for fucking his bitch. Little did Secunda suspect, that Prima had a key to Secunda's apartment.
Vengeance would be his! For he had a weapon few dared use. It's power, foul. It's use, forbidden. It's stench, legendary.
He would unleash... The Turds of Poseidon!
Vengeance would be his! For he had a weapon few dared use. It's power, foul. It's use, forbidden. It's stench, legendary.
He would unleash... The Turds of Poseidon!
by Frank Marlowe January 26, 2014
Get the Turds of Poseidonmug. The act of pooping on a bed, usually done against people you despise. It is done to mark your territory, usually performed by primates.
Person A: oh lord and mercy, someone did an amber turd, right on my bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.
by Prosimian June 14, 2022
Get the Amber turdmug. by Your pseudonyms pseudonym May 30, 2022
Get the Amber turdmug. a stupid bitch who took a shit on the amazing Jhonny Depp's bed and claimed he abused her, also the act of shitting really big and it hurts
by froggosarevcute June 9, 2022
Get the amber turdmug. Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces
Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.
Hey, nice turd splitter
Hey, nice turd splitter
by HB November 29, 2004
Get the turd splittermug. by hoziwan August 20, 2009
Get the turd burnoutmug.