Tucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson by MaxPowers April 19, 2005
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Tucker and Taz
Two wildly homosexual morning show radio personalities on FM96 in Lovely London Ontario. These two gents ( one Ginger and one Balding self absorbed gringodick ) spin the same old mundane prepackaged rock that makes you want to take a 5/8" drill bit, insert it into a cordless drill, lock it in place, pull the trigger and jam it in your ear, and push that sucker as hard as you can into your brain until you can't hear them or Ozzy Osborne 47.638 times per day anymore.
If for some unfortunate reason you survive this mind soothing drilling excersize and can still hear the redundant so called embarrassing jokes you've heard all week, you can catch them and their same sex lovemaking live on stage at any number of summer rock festivals in the Forest City.
If for some unfortunate reason you survive this mind soothing drilling excersize and can still hear the redundant so called embarrassing jokes you've heard all week, you can catch them and their same sex lovemaking live on stage at any number of summer rock festivals in the Forest City.
Walter "Hey guys, did you hear Tucker and Taz this morning on FM96?"
Most People "No, why would I want to listen to that self righteous crap?"
Walter "No, no, it was really, really funny, Taz was talking about poop again"
Most People "Oh ya poop again.........Too bad I missed it"
Walter "Yeah it's too bad you did"
Most People "I am going to hurt you....Bad"
Most People "No, why would I want to listen to that self righteous crap?"
Walter "No, no, it was really, really funny, Taz was talking about poop again"
Most People "Oh ya poop again.........Too bad I missed it"
Walter "Yeah it's too bad you did"
Most People "I am going to hurt you....Bad"
Tucker and Taz by CheeseDumpies January 27, 2011
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Tucker Carlson
Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.
Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.
Tucker Carlson by Marshall Rousso October 18, 2006
Tucker Carlson
Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".
Tucker Carlson by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
tucker max drunk
The ultimate state of drunkenness. Once in this stage, a person is either Tucker Max or dead. This state was first achieved by one Tucker Max, and is self-named. Further exploits can be found at www.tuckermax.com
tucker max drunk by hooligan333 November 1, 2003
Tucker's Tight Hole
A place used by plenty of men. Including; his friends, male cousins, strangers, male prostitutes, and even Tuckers poor dad.
Gay homosexual man: Hey, I'm a gay homosexual man
Tucker: Please have sex with my tight hole. My tucker's tight hole.
Tucker: Please have sex with my tight hole. My tucker's tight hole.
Tucker's Tight Hole by candykay October 23, 2018
Tucker Carlson
Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.
Tucker Carlson by shorelines September 14, 2005