tristan

a super simp who’s probably talking to 10 other girls, but will never get one. He WILL slide into ur dm’s so be aware.

So this tristan just dmed me and imma leave him on read

by dkjaldjalfd October 13, 2020

Tristan

Tristan is guy who is rlly horny and has serious trust issues, if you ever date a Tristan be warned he will never let you go, if he falls for you he will fall hard. Ladies I would tell you to stay the hell away from a Tristan he will always hold on to you and at first you will think it's cute how clingy he is but then it gets worse and worse the longer your with him. No lies here he is a fine ass motherfucker

Good Luck if you are dating a Tristan

Have u seen Tristan

yeah ik he is sooooo hot

by comeatmebitch2005 March 18, 2020

Tristan

A Tristan is a total douchbag and is a giant dick. He is the worst person in the world. He is worse then all those Russians.

Oh look it's a Tristan we should run away.

by Bob the toaster 🍞🍞 April 4, 2017

Tristan

Tristan is beautiful. She is smart. She is athletic.She is pretty.She is loyal. You should be lucky to have Tristan as your best friend. She is also really honest and true.

Tristan is my best friend!

by 1234lunch buddy May 12, 2018

Tristan

He is a amazing person. He is sweet and always tired. When you see Tristan you'll be like wow he is amazing. DON'T get on his bad side. His smile is perfect.

Tristan is the most amazing person.

by <3 :3 ;) :( November 21, 2018

Tristan Dowden

A person who has never seen the light of day and stays inside all day and smells like feces because they don’t shower.

Hey you look and smell like Tristan Dowden

by shartmaster0909 December 8, 2019

Tristan Torrance

A lung cancerous pothead who smokes 69 packs of smokes and has 11 vapes and has double lung cancer with a severe smoking problem, he even need a hat with a ceiling fan attached to his head

Hey let’s go and pull a “Tristan Torrance) tonight ,you are going to get goofed out of your mind’

by Hannalie Botes November 6, 2020