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Truck wash

When you put your truck in her garage and it comes out all wet
Man, I totally got my truck washed last night after the bar.
by ToxicDust March 26, 2017
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Honky Truck

A gay porn virus that can be acquired from "www.gaypornjuice.com". It's safe to assume anyone caught with this virus is a raging homosexual.
Aw dude, you've got the Honky Truck virus on your computer! Thats queer as fuck!
by Connor-Malwarew May 14, 2010
mugGet the Honky Truckmug.

Invisible Truck

An invisible truck that randomly hits people. When you see it you are supposed to yell Damn, this word often prevents it from hitting you and makes it hit the person with you or next to you.
Dean: DAMN ITS THE INVISIBLE TRUCK!
Sophie: OW I JUST GOT HIT.
Sarah: What..?
Sophie: DIDN'T YOU SEE IT! THE INVISIBLE TRUCK JUST HIT ME!
by Boazzzz November 7, 2010
mugGet the Invisible Truckmug.

cement truck

What many people erroneously call a concrete truck.

"Concrete" is the rocks & gravel with Portland cement as the binding agent; the "cement" itself is made seperately and is composed primarily from limestone, shale, iron ore, clay, and fly ash.

So there's really no such thing as a cement truck, but there are plenty of concrete trucks.
Hey George! Look at that cement truck across the street! The guy fucked up and is pouring wet cement all over the neighbour's lawn!
by Telephony August 9, 2012
mugGet the cement truckmug.

dump truck

tucking the cock and balls between the legs and proceeding to ejaculate in the female's mouth while backing up and dropping a steamy load on her chest making crazy beeping noises like a dump truck
"Beep Beep Beep," said Little Eugene as he dropped a killer deuce all over Molly and her twin sister. "Now THAT's what I call a dump truck!"
by Shadie August 23, 2006
mugGet the dump truckmug.

Yuppie Truck

A 4dr full size pickup truck with leather seats, woodgrained dash, & unscratched bed paint becuase nothing is hauled in it. The yuppie truck owner has little need for a truck, but feels he must drive it to improve his image.
He drives a yuppie truck, it helps his ego.
by Imperial1931 October 31, 2005
mugGet the Yuppie Truckmug.

Articulated Truck

4 in the front, 16 in the back. Fingers and toes, and knees if you get that far.
"Where's Rebecca?"

"She's in the hospital, I gave her an articulated truck last night"
by Chiparoo October 9, 2011
mugGet the Articulated Truckmug.

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