gay as 2 dicks touching

when something is really gay

Those pink trainers are as gay as 2 dicks touching

by migumbo October 25, 2009

touching canvas

to need a shit so bad that it almost comes out.

will you hurry up on that toilet, i'm touching canvas.

by Paul Carey August 30, 2007

Roughing the Pastor

Phrase used when the media outs a popular church minister or pastor for things like taking drugs, being gay, paying for sex, stealing money, or all of the above.

Did you hear about Rev DipShit's money laundering scam? I heard about it last week and the media has been roughing the pastor ever since.

by Stu Salsbury February 9, 2009

trousing

At West Point, the act of adding a random trou on facebook and proceeding to look through her photos.

Johnny stayed up past TAPS that night trousing

by oldmanimmobile October 21, 2009

touching taint

When you go deeper than balls deep.

Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!

by Ohnono December 13, 2012

touching tattoos

When a gay man is doing his partner from behind and his stomach tattoo hits his partners lower back tattoo.

Ryan's boyfriend has a "punk star" stomach tattoo and Ryan has a butterfly lower back tattoo. When Ryan and his boyfriend have anal sex they call it touching tattoos.

by Brock North May 9, 2008

Testi-Touching-Pimp

someone who loves to touch testis

Justn Ohren is a testi touching pimp.

by P.P (PlayaPimp) September 20, 2003