Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.

“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018

Cock Trophy

an unplanned child, usually when the female forgets to take her birth control on purpose to trap a guy she is sleeping with.

Hey Heather did you see Sarah and her new cock trophy?

by North Bay Guy November 10, 2009

Spurs Trophies

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by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."

by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018

Accidental Trophy

A trophy that is won by Cristiano Ronaldo is am accidental trophy.

Cristiano Ronaldo won an accidental trophy in 2016.

by Brainass June 7, 2021

Trophy fingers

Whenever a dude fingers a girl and offers his fingers for his mates to sniff afterwards

I've just been with jenny. Who wants a sniff of my trophy fingers!

by P J Row September 7, 2015

Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.

That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.

by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016