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Trophy fingers

The glorious musk and possibly residue one accumulates after finger-blasting a fertile woman
The office smells a little funny this morning, is someone sporting trophy fingers?
by fingerblaster10 December 21, 2010
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Bronze Trophy

A triple entendre referring to a woman that is extremely fake-tanned to the point of being orange (bronze), is good-looking enough where a douche-bag might be proud to be dating or married to her (trophy), but will ultimately come in third place or lower in any reasonable contest of beauty or worth (bronze trophy).
"Whoa, look at that dude's hot.... orange...."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."
by dudeface ncnobody August 2, 2014
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Trophy Dyke

Term used for a young girl/woman whose coming-out is near-instantly accompanied with her promotion to best friend status with every random "progressive" female friend/acquaintance who "always wanted a gay bestie". The Trophy Dyke's new-found legion of "best friends" religiously emphasize on her sexual orientation during any conversation with her or in her presence, apart from showering her with unsolicited (and often inappropriate) attention.
"Stop parading me around town like I'm your Trophy Dyke"
by AbstractiGirl January 14, 2015
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heismanziel trophy

A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.
Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.
by Wenonahthing November 27, 2013
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Trophy fingers

Whenever a dude fingers a girl and offers his fingers for his mates to sniff afterwards
I've just been with jenny. Who wants a sniff of my trophy fingers!
by P J Row September 7, 2015
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Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.
Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."
by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018
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Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.
“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”
by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018
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