leash training is an obedience exercise for naked cadets to perform where the "Master" puts a leash around the neck of his dog-slave and leads him around to all the cadet toilets and makes the cadet suck off any other cadet who wants a blowjob.
Matt bought a beautiful black leather leash, and started giving me leash training -- he took me around to all the cadet toilets and ordered me to suck dick!
by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021
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V: "Fuck man, me and S were foolin 'round y'day night and suddenly her implants burst!"
P: "That's what she gets for never going through implant training!"
V: "Colleges should make that shit a required course man!"
P: "Totally!"
P: "That's what she gets for never going through implant training!"
V: "Colleges should make that shit a required course man!"
P: "Totally!"
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a term used to describe an enormous task or group of jobs that need completing. The tasks must include physical exertion, thought and take a lot of effort, just like training an elephant.
Different coloured elephants can be used to describe the difficulty of a task along the colour spectrum; red/orange elephants are easiest, blue/purple elephants the most difficult
Different coloured elephants can be used to describe the difficulty of a task along the colour spectrum; red/orange elephants are easiest, blue/purple elephants the most difficult
Q: Are you coming out tonight?
A: Can't, I've got to train an elephant
Q: What are you up to this weekend
A: I'm doing some orange elephant training
Q: That'll only take an hour, come to the bar
Q: How's your essay?
A: Harder then training a blue elephant
A: Can't, I've got to train an elephant
Q: What are you up to this weekend
A: I'm doing some orange elephant training
Q: That'll only take an hour, come to the bar
Q: How's your essay?
A: Harder then training a blue elephant
by famousmistadave March 24, 2011
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''What's going on there Paul?''
''Oh Mr Jones is Cross Training the new starter''
''What's going on there Paul?''
''Oh Mr Jones is Cross Training the new starter''
by Billy No Mates December 19, 2013
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This way you can still drive over the speed limit but you use a "sucker" to be your buffer. They get a speeding ticket instead of you, thus you hide under their coat tail.
This way you can still drive over the speed limit but you use a "sucker" to be your buffer. They get a speeding ticket instead of you, thus you hide under their coat tail.
You stay in the pack of cars until someone willing to drive faster passes, you then accelerate to just under the speed they are going, riding on their coat tail. This way if there is a cop up ahead the guy you're coat tailing will be caught and you can slow down in case there is another nearby and not get in trouble. Then you wait for the next person to come along to coat tail. Works best on country roads, major highways and certain freeways as police will be in a single spot, watching both directions.
Doesn't work well on city streets when cops are common to come up behind you without you noticing. As well you don't want to be too close to the patsy as they may wise up and purposely slow down.
Doesn't work well on city streets when cops are common to come up behind you without you noticing. As well you don't want to be too close to the patsy as they may wise up and purposely slow down.
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I'm a member of an ultra right-wing, Judeo-Christian milita group and one weekend a month we go off to our secret base location for advanced weapons training.
by rBGH March 4, 2007
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