Touch Base

To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.

"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."

by Fat Finger Tony October 20, 2004

Touching myself

1.Used as a subtle way of describing masturbation

2.describes the way in which a person motives one's self

I'm touching myself by listing to inspirational quotes

by OG the Cil December 15, 2018

Dude Toucher

Dude Toucher - a male with an accelerated need for social acceptance; thus resulting in the compulsion for continuous male contact during social events : ie. drinking

That Dude Toucher keeps trying to touch me while im drinking my tasty brew.

by Beef n Cheese April 25, 2006

l bozo+ratio+noob+touch grass+nolife+dadless+cringe+get good

its used to describe an idiot or someone thats really dumb.

you suck l bozo+ratio+noob+touch grass+nolife+dadless+cringe+get good bozo

by capythany March 25, 2023

toucan sam

That bird thing on the Fruit Loops cereal box that has like 10 different colors on his nose

"Oh man I am so Toucan Sam, I need a nose job!"

by onomono July 19, 2003

touchdown vulture

A touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. In most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20's and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. Key examples are Mike Alstott or the modern day Lendale White.

Fantasy Owner #1 - Hey Chris Johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5

Fantasy Owner #2 - Shit now that fat ass touchdown vulture LenDale is going to come in and get the score

by JBones751 November 30, 2009

the thing that when you touch it you throw up

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

by Greg C. Z. September 20, 2007