Mexican Fire Torch

Getting a rim job from a girl whilst shitting so poop goes all over there mouth but they keep rimming u

Damn that girl was a freak she gave me a Mexican Fire Torch after dinner

by Xx lone sigma fister xX August 4, 2025

Tweaky torch

A butane lighter that no longer works due to uneccesary disassembling & reassembling.

I burnt my mustache on the stove lighting my tin foil because Matt tried to fix my working tweaky torch

by Metthew February 4, 2021

the tiny torches

The Tiny Torches is the best band to ever play. Created in 2017, The Tiny Torches surpassed all other groups in overall talent, knowledge, ambition, and universal mastery in a matter of weeks. The Tiny Torches are an unmatchable group sent directly from the gods.

"Hey man have you heard of The Tiny Torches?"
"No."
"Fuck you."

by Savagetyler1991 May 16, 2018

Burning torched

Withdrawal symptoms from completing a project with Burning Torch and having a your nights suddenly free without having to make Facetime calls. An eerie emotional state. A feeling like you are missing something, or incompleteness. Equivalent to suddenly stopping smoking.

Was working on this film shot in Hong Kong and when it was over I was totally burning torched.

by hussaincurrimbhoy November 15, 2020

Torch MAGA

In 2014, Russia recruited Trump to run his MAGA ("Make America Great Again") more accurately "Make Russia Great Again," or MRGA. Now,MAGA has recruited Steve Schmidt of Sarah Palin "Game Change" infamy to run "Pass The Torch," encouraging President Biden to drop off the ballot, at a time when Primary voters do not want him to bow out, and the GOP will not allow Democrats to replace him. It suggests President Biden has cognitive issues, based on a debate at which Trump expressed his own cognitive disorders for the entire program. Under the Constitution, if something did happen to President Biden, he would be replaced by Vice President Harris -- one of the main jobs OF the Vice Presidency. But, to the Patriarchy, she is a Triple Threat -- Female, Black, and South Asian. Pass The Torch is hoping to bypass VP Harris by nominating "Drop Out Dean" Phillips, the sore loser who ran in the primary, and couldn't even beat President Biden in New Hampshire, where he didn't appear because NH tried to subvert South Carolina's new role as First In The Nation, and voters wrote in President Biden in a landslide.

As part of Pass The Torch, big donors have successfully blackmailed a handful of all white, predominantly male Congressional Democrats. Hence, the white Pass The Torch movement reminds people of the "Unite The Right"/"Unite The White" Charlottesville tiki torch Klan rally. Hence, supporters of the Project 2025/Agenda 47/Pass The Torch are identified as Torch MAGA.

Marianne Williams: "Democrats needed to have a primary!"
14 Million Voters: "We DID, Torch MAGA. You lost."

by the modhatter July 20, 2024

torch bazooka

A game played among friends when the heights of joblessness is reached. The opponent points out a target. The player then positions the torch on his shoulder (like a bazooka) in the switched off mode, and switches on the torch. If the beam of light, hits the target, 1 point to the player. Then the opponent has his go with the torch

Player 1: "C'mon man, let's play torch bazooka"

Player 2: "K, give me a target"

Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"

Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"

Player 1: My turn

Player 2: The water tank

by santaklawze August 2, 2012

Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.

Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!

by natronbomb December 22, 2014