the tiny torches

The Tiny Torches is the best band to ever play. Created in 2017, The Tiny Torches surpassed all other groups in overall talent, knowledge, ambition, and universal mastery in a matter of weeks. The Tiny Torches are an unmatchable group sent directly from the gods.

"Hey man have you heard of The Tiny Torches?"
"No."
"Fuck you."

by Savagetyler1991 March 27, 2018

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Roman Torch

Klondike bar + 1oz of vodka + 5ml Tabasco sauce + 3 grams of ghost pepper extract on the reservoir tip of the condom, lit on fire and shoved in someone's ass doggy style while screaming all roads lead to Rome!

Yo I was feeling extravagant so I gave this wild Russian bitch a roman torch.

Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.

In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.

by Don Pingon' November 02, 2019

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Torch a tree

When two people are bumping uglies and the girl sets the guys pubes on fire and they have to fuck the flames out

Hey dude, did Torrie and you torch a tree last night? You're walking kinda funny.

Hell yeah dude! Shit was FLAME!

by T town March 21, 2018

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Macedonian Doorhandle Torch

When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.

“My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”

by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025

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torch of love

The male organ responsible for copulation and urination--in other words, a penis.

Because she had felt of his body in full cry, and therefore appreciated the ampleness of his...credentials, Elizabeth had harboured a certainty she would not be taken unawares when she saw them. Yet, she could not help but stare (by reason of its tumescence, his torch of love just so happened to be trained directly upon her and it was difficult to disregard). {Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, Linda Berdoll}

by parkanian March 14, 2007

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