Topel basement

Place where you keep extra beer & sausage for key meetings. Will smell dank upon entry, increase with use. Pro edition comes fully featured with a piss funnel at standing height.

The bars closing let’s head over to your Topel Basement and keep the party going!

by Doc McGuinne September 6, 2023

topperfuck

top-per-fuck; noun; Someone who "one-ups," virtually everything another says or does. No matter what the subject or circumstance a topperfuck will always have done it better, know more about it, knows someone who has done it better, experienced it long before you, etc.

verb; to outdo or one-up someone or anyone; always have a statement outdoing someone else, regardless of the subject.

She is such a topperfuck. I mentioned something from the news and she knew it way before I did. She also knew people who were "there." She does that to me all the time. No matter what I say or do, she will always topperfuck me with something she's done that better, more expensive, more note-worthy.

by VacaKen October 1, 2023

toppertje

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Douwe helped me at work today, he is such a toppertje

by Toppertje December 27, 2023

toppei!

mispelling of yoppei! which in itself is a mispelling of yippie!

a : i can make it to the party !
b : toppei!

by flamarangarang January 5, 2024

Toppetrolicresaurphobia

A type of phobia which has an unreasonably huge fear of the roblox user: ToppeHat otherwise known as: piggygamer72. An individual with this phobia has the chance to have a heart attack when seeing otherwise a picture, a line of text or hearing a mentioning of the user.

"Is he still here? I can't believe I was born with Toppetrolicresaurphobia........ thud"

by Topuhiiiiii March 19, 2024

toppleogical

A part of mathematics dat deals wif objects falling over.

A warehouse worker needs to know basic toppleogical principles if he's gonna stack crates of merchandise safely.

by QuacksO July 20, 2024

Toppers constipation

When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.

Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.

by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025