by the david robson July 01, 2011
by MC squared June 13, 2014
Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.
Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025
Your girlfriend gives you wacky head on first class brazilian airlines while drinking sangria from a walmart drink isle.
by Big noppa February 17, 2025
The first motion of this action is to consume a bottle of melatonin gummies. Wait 36 minutes. If timed correctly proceed to purchase 3 or more minutes on a massage chair while simultaneously unbuttoning your pants slowly, after 3 minutes you proceed to masturbate furiously while attempting to spin in a circle counterclockwise. Hobble to the nearest disabled bathroom and splooge wherever the tingle takes you the next unwilling action should be an intense unforgettable sleep and intense euforic dreaming
by JackPentonsStinkDungHole February 20, 2025
Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
by Trevor Sister May 19, 2013