TROUSE

1 A blouse that can be worn as pants.

2 A pretentious dj who invents a new genre so that he can be rated number one within it, since no one else plays this freshly created, imaginary genre.

Have you heard about that trouse, Tiesto? He just coined a new genre called polkastep

by Space Shuttle Sunglasses January 19, 2011

trouser python

a guy with a hard on in his trousers

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

one thousand three hundred and thirty seven

See 1337.

by WordMaster July 28, 2003

Thousand Oaks

A safe town with tons of kids. Expensive, but most people there are nice. It's quiet, but bored, but it's somewhat close to LA, so you can visit fun places while still living in a safe area. There are some snobs, but mostly nice people.

You live in Thousand Oaks? Seems boring, but at least it's safe.

by DEADINSIDE666 February 14, 2017

trouser-friendly kiss

A polite term for oral sex or a blow job, in which a person kisses, sucks and licks a male's genitalia to give him sexual gratification. Referred to in Family Guy in 'The FCC Song' in which Stewie says of the FCC "...and they'll make you call felatio a trouser-friendly kiss..."

*little Timmy walks in on mommy and daddy doing the wild thing*
Mommy: Erm I was just giving daddy a trouser-friendly kiss.

by Zelda199 October 20, 2006

Thousand-Eyes Idol

The single most useless card in Yu-Gi-Oh. It seems as if its entire purpose for existing is just to fuse with Relinquished.

Thousand-Eyes Idol? Relinquished is enough on its own...

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003

Trouser Schnauzer

Another word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants.

Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.

Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.

by SexRobot July 26, 2010