Tongan

The pacific islanders of the South Pacific Islands of Tonga. Tonga is known as the "Friendly Islands" which is in between New Zealand and and third away from Hawai'i. The Tongan people are known for their unique culture which includes dancing, clothing, and various sorts of delicious food. But the Tongan culture is mainly based on Respect. They believe the elders and the women should be treated with respect. They also greet visitors hoping to befriend them.

Tongans are perceived as the "bad kids". The ones who would start fights in

schools, pull out guns or any kind of weapon to fight. But these are all not true. Tongans are the friendliest group of people you'll ever meet throughout this whole world. They are not just some wild savages, here to just destroy things. I myself am a TONGAN! AND I AM SURE DAMN PROUD TO BE ONE! STOP PERCEIVING TONGANS AND OTHER POLYNESIANS AS BAD PEOPLE! Plus just don't be jealous you weren't born into the awesome life of a TONGAN FAMILY!

MATE MA'A TONGA!!OFA LAHI ATU TONGA!💯💯💯💯💯💯👌👊👊👏

by ThatTonganKid104 December 13, 2014

Thong-Wrong

1. A male that wears a thong. 2 A woman with a hairy ass crack wearing a thong. 3. Someone with no ass at all where-in the thong can not stay in place.

That was such a Thong-Wrong. You need an ass to wear a thong.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

thorgasm

1) an orgasm that causes you to bellow and shake violently as you release, or 2) an orgasm that, when directed at a member of the opposite sex, actually causes them to leave the ground with its overpowering force

Man, Sally was a real animal last night. A car alarm went off after I thorgasmed.

-or-

Well, I think it's plain to see what happened here. She clearly died as a result of thorgasm-related trauma.

by B-Zok December 7, 2006

Crusty Thong

The excess build up of ass cheese, vaginal discharge and sweat on that of a woman’s supposed “sexy” thong. This is do to the neglect of a daily shower and/or a fresh pair of panties. It will often resemble the color and texture of dried baby vomit.

Mom - (to daughter) Go get your sisters laundry and clean them please.
Daughter - Ewww!!! Mom!!! Come look at her crusty thong. It's the most revolting thing I have ever seen.
Mom - Dear lord, mother of holey Jesus, what in the hell is that!?
Daughter - Its her thong, I think. Im not touching it, you touch it.
Mom - There is no way I am touching that disgusting thing; besides, you found it first.
Daughter - No! I might catch something and OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I think it just moved.

by S.Reiter-H January 1, 2012

thong

(n) Very small underwear (or bathing suit bottom) with just a string in the back. Called a "tanga" in Brazil.

What a thong!

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

Thingamanig

Similar to Thingamagig, but instead the posession belongs to a bro.

Check: Yo pass me that thingamanig Steve.
Steve: K man here you go
Tyrone: Be careful with that foo! Thats mine, check yo self.

by Check Please April 6, 2009

Thonger

a thonger is a mixture of a fat dick and a long dick .

OMG isabelle you have a huge thonger !!!

celeste have you seen luke’s thonger ? ;)

by thongerrrrrsss June 6, 2018