by Butteredballs October 19, 2017
Get the pork palmug. When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.
Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
Get the Pork Hammockmug. A pig that somehow has the intelligence to play Minecraft, yet is stupid enough to bot Hypixel Duels and somehow never get banned for it.
Person 1: Have you heard of that pig that just installed Duck Dueller for Minecraft?
Person 2: What the heck man.. Why is he botting.. That must be Jon-Pork.
Person 1: Correct, it is indeed Jon-Pork the Hypixel Duels Botter.
Person 2: What the heck man.. Why is he botting.. That must be Jon-Pork.
Person 1: Correct, it is indeed Jon-Pork the Hypixel Duels Botter.
by TheGayPlayer69 September 6, 2023
Get the Jon-Porkmug. by I swear I’m legal May 1, 2018
Get the hankle porkmug. When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.
Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.
by GodManBeast November 25, 2011
Get the Secret porkmug. by Sir Ivory Asstapperson September 19, 2011
Get the pork logmug. I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.
I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.
I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.
by Lance Mayion August 15, 2017
Get the Crispy porkmug.