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Speaker 2: haha, he's gonna shock the monkey.
by Googs January 6, 2008
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by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 28, 2009
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1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".
1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).
2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".
3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".
1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).
2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".
3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).
Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!
Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY
Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!
You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"
Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY
Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!
You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"
by BRIAN BERRY!!!!!!! AKA saladfingers... June 29, 2007
Get the Feeding the Monkey mug.one ore more of the following, poop throw, banana peal, armpit scratch, while dancing to the song snap your fingers by Lil Jon ft E40 and Sean Paul... created on the way home from Charlavoix with dmac.
how to do the monkey dance: to the lyrics:Snap your fingers! banana peal, Do ya step! armpit scratch, You can do it all by yoself, poop throw, Lemme see you do it, Ay!
by thomasss July 21, 2006
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