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John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.
There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?
by Nova8 August 4, 2020
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Either a white guy who's a nerd, or a black guy who's a jock. Either way, he's adorable.
Man, John is so pale, but so smart.
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Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB
by lickingcorn October 5, 2017
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The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.
John may not act like it, but he's great in bed!
by Yosher January 2, 2017
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The hottest man alive. He is a big brain boy and love minecraft and terrraria. All the women love, including your mom, and he is amazing. He is super cool and is amazing.
by epicgamer07 December 23, 2020
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someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.
dang john too drippyyyy.
by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021
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Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk
Hi I’m john
by Beefcake45 November 23, 2021
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Most John’s are sluts
Have you met John yet? He’s a right slut
by TheAdorableOne March 17, 2023
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