John

Just one of the guys on the list of thousands that has slept with ur mom

Mom: Have you seen John?
You: John 2319 or John 3451

by CumYum April 19, 2022

John

An absolute legend.

Omg did John do that

by Johnisdabest February 10, 2022

John

A nice fellow with a fat ass and a leather jacket. John is nice but can be a bit of an asshole when you ask for sex. He says no almost everytime. He is always a white male.

Me: That guy has a fat ass.
Friend: Yeah. He is a John.
Me: I'll go fuck him
Friend: He will say no.
Me: Wanna fuck
John: No. You no have fat ass
Me: Oh no no
John: oh yeah yeah

by 5ive3Gaming February 5, 2019

John

A man who simps way to hard for tick tock thots(charlie damelio) usually makes weird grunting sounds when lifting weights and is 8ft tall and has cool head phones and usually has a arch nemisis named ryan who really hates him he is bad at skate boarding and has really weird pickup lines and hits on his friends family members.

John:wow that girl is hot im going to use my pickup line on her

John:hey are you trash cause I wanna take you out
Girl:(kicks him in no no square and takes his lunch money)
John:proceeds to stalk her on her way home and all over social media

by Frankenstein42069 May 9, 2020

John

A tall pale white kid

Did you see how pale John is.

by Aztk Duck December 10, 2018

John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.

There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?

by Nova8 August 4, 2020

John.

John.

"hi John."

by homophob69 February 5, 2021