lamp humper

A moth

Person 1: why the hell would you leave the door open now there are lamp humpers in the house

by hl2 stalker scream: March 3, 2024

Stuffy humper

Someone who humps stuffed animals

That girl is a stuffy humper,

by The dog down the street April 1, 2025

Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.

That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!

by CrazyBatLady9 January 19, 2018

Humper flumper

A guy who drinks period blood to enhance his physical attributes

Bro stay away from frank, hes a humper flumper. He'll eat your pussy blood

by Jack frapper August 5, 2022

Ball humper

A ball humper is when someone is forced to carress someone else's balls.

"Girl, you are such a ball humper."

by P. Orno May 31, 2018

Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of a anime bukakke with them in the middle

Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper

by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015

Car Humper

One who likes to drive fast and apply breaks abruptly, Horrible driver, Break-shoe raper

Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.

by Rave patty August 2, 2011