Drug Dealers Dozen

Like the bakers dozen, a drug dealers dozen never means 12. It refers to the fine art of a drug dealer undersupplying quantity.
Phil "I thought you were getting a couple of 6 packs! This is a drug dealers dozen"

Karen "I got thirsty and drank a few. At least you got something"
by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020
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lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.
Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.
by Petrified Cornlog April 29, 2019
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dirty half dozen

When you put 6 eggs in a vagina and you put your penis and crack all the eggs so your penis comes out yellow
I saw your girl in the club so I took her home and gave her a nice dirty half dozen
by 12347385747391hohn May 15, 2014
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two dozen

(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie
Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).
by Jake January 15, 2004
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Dirty Third of a Dozen

Used to describe a group of 4 troublemaking guys. First used on Main Street in front of Noel's Jewlery, St. Charles MO in 1998 as a potential name for the shortest lived (3hrs) 4 man gang.
"We could be the 'Dirty Third of a Dozen.'" - Mike B.
by Thanatos February 02, 2005
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One Donut Short of a Dozen

Some one who is one donut short of a dozen is basically missing a key element to their brains. A.K.A., they are stupid.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.
P1: Look at Anna- ew, why is she hugging that cardboard cutout?
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.
by leigh_12 November 27, 2011
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