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Caesar Behavior

behavior that falls into one of 3 categories and can be used synonymously:
1.) Gooner behavior or behavior that is generally suspect like saying your favorite Pokémon is lopunny

2.) Cornball behavior like excessive use of anime GIFs/emojis or claiming tequila is the only alcohol you can drink, despite not being able to name a single tequila brand.

3.)repeated talk of being alone/ wanting a girlfriend
“Bro just said he relates to Shinji from Evangelion… that’s peak Caesar Behavior.”
“If your favorite Pokémon is Lopunny and you use 😩 unironically, you’re a certified Caesar.”
"bro said that the loli trope is not that bad because its actually really common in anime, classic Caesar."
“He posted a black screen on his story with the caption ‘I’m done chasing.’ Caesar Behavior at its peak.”
“He said ‘I’m different when I’m drunk off tequila’ and then passed out after two shots. Pure Caesar Behavior.”
“Dog, he just said ‘I’m a lover, not a fighter’—it’s terminal.”
by Threadues October 7, 2025
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Creamy Caesar

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.

You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.
She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar
by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021
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Feinious Caesar

Another name for a dab pen for which you fein off of empirically.
“Let me get a few rips off the Feinious Caesar.”
by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025
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from Caesar to Brexit

From a to z
If you want to be a competent patriot or nationalist, you should start by learning your country's history from Caesar to Brexit
by Sexydimma September 30, 2016
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Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.
John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands
by grinc August 3, 2024
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Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
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caesar

stupid dumbass that needs to be stopped and rejected by society
caesars mom:hey caesar your adopted
caesar:iknow you told me already
by randomdumbassthenegetivethird February 2, 2022
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