Cabbage tits

A word used to describe the worst breasts ever. Cabbage tits are usually very large, droopy, veiny tits and can be found on most obese women.

I took a girl home last night , everything was going smoothly until i undid her bra and found out she had cabbage tits.

by The Gomez June 2, 2009

Cabbage Ass

The condition in which atrong anal juices and pungeont gas cause the crack of the ass to become chafed and painfully sensitive, epecially while wiping.

Due to his cabbage ass, Ron always became teary-eyed when wiping his chapped butthole and crack. The odor, however, brought tears to everyone else's eyes.

by Dale McCartney June 14, 2005

stank cabbage

a vagina that has seen better days,
pussy that does not get washed.

Man, what are you doing puttin your face Down in that Stank cabbage??

Is that you christine?? man wash your stank cabbage for fucks sake!!

by Comrade Plasternasty January 12, 2004

Magic Cabbage

Slang term for Mary Jane aka marijuana.

Dude those snowboarders on the lift in front of us are smoking the “magic cabbage”.

by Bralen December 23, 2018

Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015

Wank Cabbage

Wank Cabbage is a term that you call someone when is being stupid and not doing the right thing. We all know someone can do something wrong whether it be a friend or person.. Just any type of human really or animal or thing.. Just anything to be honest

Kat: Has Boris made the announcement tonight?
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting

by NocturnalDonkey69 January 5, 2021

Cabbage Water

Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.

"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."

by Brubaker1971 June 8, 2015