Rub the Wizard

If you are a female and you are out bowling in your mixed league and nothing but splits and gutter balls come up, you can turn to your male partner and ask to rub his wizard and then your luck will suddenly turn and you will start scoring big time.
Hey Joe, that's my third straight gutter ball, help a girl out and let me rub the wizard.
by Buzzerbub August 23, 2013
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Wizard's Brew

A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.
That stuff you got at camp that they called bug juice isn't Wizard's Brew. We promise.
by Austin Baker October 27, 2006
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semen wizards

Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.

Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.
"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."
by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019
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Tinball Wizard

Man who has had a testicle replaced by a prosthesis
Did you hear about Ross? He lost a bollock and he's a tinball wizard now!
by Hkquin August 19, 2013
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trap wizard

One who's trap game is so strong, they disappear before getting caught up. One could also put it as ballin' so hard mothaf#%^as wanna find me. Locally known in parts of San Antonio area as pulling "A Chris."
Og: "yo see that red Impala creepin by?"
Youngsta: "who is that guey?"
Og: "he's a trap wizard foo', always trappin' never catchin' chain"
by Trap Wizzard August 27, 2015
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Angry wizard

When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.
She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head
by Eskeeetit February 13, 2018
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Random Wizard

fat loser who makes shitty videos
did u see Random Wizard’s video today? it was dog shit!
by stagegoat69 November 06, 2019
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