Dumbass Wisdom

Dumbass Wisdom is when you are smarter than they think you are but not as smart as you think you are.

He used his dumbass wisdom to ponder the shenanigans at work.

by Sweet Peep October 2, 2016

aged wisdom

the look you get from having wrinkles in your forehead

Yeah, that's because she raises her eyebrows too much; it gives her the look of aged wisdom.

by NetCast January 29, 2018

boob wisdom

Being wise in your breasts.

“This is Jack and there is a 30% chance it is raining”

“Dang Jack has some serious boob wisdom”

by waslrus October 21, 2019

Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

Wisdom

Mikayla Agbamuche

Mikayla Agbamuche is so wise she’s the definition of wisdom

by Macao May 2, 2020

Wisdomous

A word to describe a person/friend who is incredibly intelligent

Wow you are so wisdomous

by _wisdomous November 20, 2023

Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023