You have the whole Water Bottle!

A saying said after ‘Stop the cap’ which means something is REALLY cap

BFF:You kissed my Girlfriend!

Me:Stop the cap!

BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!

Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!

by TackyTackyYoy October 9, 2021

twit of the first water

An idiot, particularly when refering to the total uselessness of the male species.

Example - "Don't worry about him. He's an enormous twit of the first water."

by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006

water the flowers

To smoke Marijuana and enjoy yourself to the fullest.

I am gonna water the flowers tonight. Want to stop over?

by tauruslw33 January 11, 2008

water the plants

To drink alcohol and smoke weed

KID) Mom, we're going to go water the plants!
MOM) Okay, don't use too much water though!

by Adriennebaby June 10, 2008

water the grass

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair, either with or without intercourse.

She wouldn't let me shoot it in her. But she was kind of hairy and it was pretty hot when she gave me a hand-job and let me water the grass.

by N.DiGrassi June 12, 2012

draining the bildge water

A polite term to mean "taking a piss"

I've got to leak the bildge water so bad! or Sorry I'm late I was draining the bildge water.

by Erik Schnelle December 28, 2007

THE CRAZY WALKER

When an old man flips his walker upside down and proceeds to fuck 4 girls with the legs of said walker

Mr. Price wandered off and performed the crazy walker on those 4 sisters down the street last week

by get shrekt June 28, 2019