Thor

A dog that you think is powerful because of its name but is actually a wimp very fat and a German shorthaired pointer one is also very loving towards their human

Thor is a German shorthaired pointer dog

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

Thor Special

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass then climes to an elevation higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof). Then Thor proceeds to call the hammer, making the hammer fly up through the persons body and out their mouth.

Jake- "Yo, did you here about Cameran?"
Dean- "Yeah, he's in the hospital after getting the Thor Special."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025

I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

join me

mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

by Megilv June 17, 2024

thor

he is the most kind, loving person you will ever meet. he is always there for you no matter what. keep him around your life while you can! never take him for granted. he is sweet and such a soft boy but he is very jealous. what’s his is his and no one else’s. he will love and care for you even if you don’t do the same back. he handles problems very well and he loves it when you ask him how his day is. he loves small talk. never call him gay because he will get mad. he wants to show you off so let him meet your parents. (and if you might be worried, don’t be he, he’s got this) always hype him up and call him all the time. he loves it when you play with his hair, he thinks it’s cute. never be too friendly with other guys cause he will get mad and you will lose him. give him nicknames because he LOVESSS it! i recommend sweet boy, my boy, babe, bubs, daddy if you want something👀 always remember any anniversary that you have! always remeber his birthday. with that said i hope you keep YOUR thor around💞

girl: omg isn’t thor dating angie!

other girl: yeah, dang it i wish i could have got to him first.

by angie.r647 November 20, 2020

daughter of thor

Scars of lightning and thunder, therefore the daughter of Thor.( girl with stretch marks)

I am Thor’s daughter! Why? Bc of my stretch marks daughter of Thor

by Thor’sbbygirl April 23, 2018

Thor

A guy who has a very large penis. When he wraps his hand around your neck, pleasure fills you. Cum drips from your throbbing pussy as he fingers you. He can get rough, and it makes you so horny.

'Fuck me so hard Thor'
'Get that big cock inside me Thor'

by ANONYMOUẞ January 20, 2020

Thor-loser

n. Thor-loser
a male-identifying person (AMAB, trans male, etc.) who gets mad when typically masculine superheroes are rebooted as a typically feminine superhero, played by an otherwise-identifying person in superhero movie re-makes
plural n.: Thor-losers

Reference:
“ Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.”
by Twitter user: @OhNoSheTwitnt

“He’s such a Thor-loser. The re-make of Ghostbusters was amazing and hilarious.”

by BerylliumLithium December 8, 2019