Stealth Geek

Stealth Geek is a geek who processes more information, on average, in a better way, despite the fact the knowledge he processes isn't necessarily useful. The fact someone is a geek is "Stealthed" until someone within earshot of the "Stealth Geek" mentions video games, PCs, consoles, software, roleplaying games or some other such "uncool" item, at which point the "Stealth Geek" drops "Stealth Mode" and his geekiness spews out.

Most "Stealth Geeks" fit in with the popular crowd and bash geeks who don't seem "cool" right off the bat, at least initially.

I used to think Warian was cool, but he's a stealth geek.

by NewGotham June 22, 2006

Stealth Driving

Driving at night especially in dense fog with your lights off. Then when you are about 20 feet from a car turn your high beams on

Hey let's go stealth driving and scare some punks.

by Krazeyk January 28, 2009

stealth peeing

It is when a man sits down to pee. Where the piss hits the front bowl and makes as little noise as possible. It is when you go take a piss and don't want to wake anybody up, say abusive dad or wife. Also pee this way to avoid waking up a baby.

I came in so late last night, I didn't want to wake the wife, so I had to stealth peeing technique.

by JBCE August 28, 2007

Stealth trousers

These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.

They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.

Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!

by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

Pod Stealthing

When your making with someone and you sneak a tide pod into their slightly opened mouth

I need to stop pod stealthing, this is the third guy who I sent to the hospital this week.

by Basketball game tomorrow January 28, 2018

Stealth Uprise

Best Esports Organization In the world they play Fortnite and Rocket League

I am about to join Stealth Uprise.

by Stealth Fan April 14, 2020

stealth ratchet

A woman who seems respectable and friendly, but as soon as she hits the club, she is a full fledged ratchet. May keep her social media profile sfw and not lead on to the inner ratchet, and it may come to a complete shock. If you meet a stealth ratchet, do not invite her to twerk dat ass for you, as it feeds on their bloodlust for attention.

" I met her at work last week. She seemed really cool and she asked me out for drinks. When I got there, she had neon lipstick on and wore a fishnet bodysuit."
"Wow, she's a serious stealth ratchet."

by mrscuddles April 29, 2014