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Backwoods Sprinkler

When a girl is giving you a handjob, and she squeezes your balls so hard that you ejaculate non-stop for about 7 seconds.
Girlfriend: "What do you say I give you a Backwoods Sprinkler tonight?"

Boyfriend: "Not again..."
by AA-Ron Jenkins February 3, 2021
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Male Sprinkler

"You was out trying to hook up with some girls instead of with the homies?"
"what? that's just called game bruh"
"Nah man, that's defiantly some male sprinkler activities"
by mkvader August 22, 2025
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Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
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Sprinkler Closet

A closet in a business where you go and masterbate, sometimes in front of others
"Damn Gene, I got caught in the Sprinkler Closet last night!"
by Fireball-Z November 15, 2018
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Michigan Sprinkler

When you give a hot girl a facial, let the semen crust, then piss on the cum to spray it off.
Why do you smell like pee? My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan Sprinkler.
by Big Johnnythen March 29, 2025
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Sprinkler Running

Waking up early in the morning and running through everyone's sprinklers without getting caught.
Jody and I were sprinkler running until we got the cops called on us when we broke a sprinkler by kicking it.
by SprinklerRunner January 17, 2010
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south pole sprinkler

It is when whipped cream is inserted into anus of a recipent, and someone else goes to retract the cream, while recipent pushes said cream in a spraying fashion while gargaling cream...
Her face is ready for the south pole sprinkler..

Defined by Because We're Men
by BECAUSE WE'RE MEN August 23, 2017
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