sprinkler splash

The act of getting a blow job .. when the cock is being slapped around the gob like a joystick while also giving the occasional splash back like a sprinkler from a garden hose

Awww debs the sprinkler splash has my leg soaked

by neddy flanders November 20, 2023

ellendale sprinkler

When a fat overbearing woman who wears men's underwear pulls the dick hole part of the underwear apart and pisses on her sissy husbands face while he calls her a mans name, like Randy.

That poor bastard is getting an Ellendale sprinkler when he gets home.

by SummerTeeth February 1, 2015

brown sprinkler

Originating in Louisville, Kentucky.

noun. Meaning, explosive diarrhea

"I ate some bad shrimp and now I have the brown sprinkler."

by Minstrelminor May 16, 2016

Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

Golden Sprinkler

When someone is urinating in your mouth and you laugh resulting with the urine expelling out of your nose in a sprinkler fashion.

Johnny was having a grand old time peeing in Mary’s mouth when he made her chuckle resulting in the act called a golden sprinkler.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022

Seattle Sprinkler

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?

by Xippo June 7, 2024

California Sprinkler

When two or more people are having an online chat and one of party members involved takes his/her wireless headset into the bathroom and does not mute the mic so the rest of his party can hear him/her take a piss.

The California sprinkler was so loud that I could almost smell the asparagus .

by Ham Theif January 31, 2019