find the quarter

1. A favorite game of children of all ages.

2. A favorite game of middle-aged, single men with mustaches.

3. The act of placing or "dropping" a quarter into one's briefs to be retrieved by the child one has lured into the van.

Frank loved playing find the quarter because it gave him a serious boner to have pre-teen children with their hands inadvertantly groping his dangle.

find the quarter by Allah Pinya March 11, 2003

The Quan

A gift birthed straight from the asshole of God. The Quan is a holy device which is commonly used to reach a higher plane of consciousness by achieving a buzz greater than no other. The name Quan was first popularized by the Peagans and is used by these creatures to this day.

You got The Quan ?
Pass me the fucking Quan!

The Quan by shitstacey February 19, 2019

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the Quick Stop

The convenience store made famous in the Jersey trilogy of films by Kevin Smith. It is the hang out of Jay and Silent Bob and work place of Dante. Next door to the Quick Stop is RST Video where Randal works. It is actually in Leonardo and not Red Bank, which is what many people think.

Dante: I'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward fuck on the planet, the goddamn steel shutters are locked all day, I smell like shoe polish, I've got an ex-girlfriend who's catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.

Randal: Thirty-seven.

the Quick Stop by Stan, Cody, Ricky, and Alex April 3, 2003