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Cunt Musket

It is the person, generally an older cunt, who constantly bitches about how hard she works, thinks she's entitled and compares it to a man, generally she is the voice for the company because she'll tell you what you did on vacation etc. Her retirement is her seniority and we pray that she gets it ! To men she's like a queef stuck to your face or like a good blunt the stank just won't go away.
"Bro I get that she's on the alumni for this company but shes a god damn Cunt Musket."
by Urban slurs June 6, 2021
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Thrust Musket

An alternative name for the penis that also describes the duration of time it takes to reload and degradation of continued firepower if the item is not allowed to rest.
When she asked for round three, I had to inform her that the thrust musket takes time to reload and continued performance may not be as expected.
by WarmApplePie223 April 7, 2025
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musket balls

Musket balls are the types of the projectiles that are fired from muskets. Before they were loaded down down the muzzle, they were usually wrapped in paper or cloth, to keep excess gas behind the barrel. Musket balls were made by pouring molten lead into a musket ball mould and trimming off surplus lead once it had cooled.
Back in the 1840’s people used musket balls during war.
by Nati✨💕 May 23, 2020
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Musket

Old era slang for a gentleman's dingle dangle; a penis
Those with the shortest muskets must stand closer to the trenches.
by wojo397 September 28, 2015
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Rusty Musket

When having anal sex with your partner, and you get a corn kernel stuck in the tip you or penis. When you are about to orgasm, pull out and shoot the corn into your partners face
After the BBQ, Jen and I went home and I gave her a Rusty Musket
by Buhbuh B April 12, 2023
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Rhodesian Jungle Musket

The act compacting fecal matter into ones urethra via the use of a sounding rod
I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!
by Fecalmeister January 24, 2025
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Musket Loading

Stuffing a zyn into your penis, like how one would load a musket
“Musket loading makes this shit hit different bruh”
by Oneskin twoskin Threeskin July 26, 2024
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