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moist critical

When a man pisses inside a girls pussy
My girl is super freaky, she wanted a moist critical!!
by My moist is critical December 29, 2022
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moist vagina

when its pink and wet, an awesome nirvana song too. When you just want to taste her, and you want to bang her allllll night, fuck her dry.
She has a moist vagina... I've been circling the circumference, I've been sucking on the walls of her anus... I prefer her to the finest marijuana...
by it's Kurty, bitches! September 11, 2009
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moist glue

Moist glue is sperm that gets all over your leg during a sexual act.
by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG May 19, 2017
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anti-moist

A man who rejects social pressure to take on moist characteristics.
"I don't wear jeans because Im anti-moist"
by Yiulias July 19, 2017
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moist chutney

the act of moisening someones chutney with a moist cloth, towel, or wet whipe getting a no scope headshot in Halo Reach with my penis, not having bathed for four weeks, barrying the chinese hooker that I bought last week and paid for in euros, dirka dirka allah jehad takes a shower with his mac book for 45 minutes, insiminating 36 people in one sitting, sprinting through the Mekong Delta sodomizing the VC with a half eaten Buger King cheese burger that you found in the garbage
dude last night at that party Chuck Norris moisened several girls chutneys all at the same time without taking his own clothes off

marcus the cat moisening the chutney of a female pitbull

Alex Vogt Tactical:Extreme chutney moisener

Jet Li eats more moist chutney then you do
by agg tactical October 15, 2011
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Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.
A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down
by Anon_ymus February 8, 2021
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moist meat

Moist meat an act of trying to cook a hamburger 🍔 the right way to no avail still leaving the meat red and cold on the inside.
Damnit Troy! You made moist meat again?
by Rusty L Shackleford April 29, 2019
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