Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.
by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003
Get the Guided Missilesmug. You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.
Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.
by |DG| Cheese November 13, 2009
Get the Bird Missilemug. by beeverman April 30, 2015
Get the Scottish Missilemug. 
hey did you here about john last night He got sweet tang,the bad thing was he got a butter missile to the face
by 4lph4 May 19, 2015
Get the butter missilemug. An object that is launched at an extremely high speed and/or hits someone in the balls so hard that they piss everywhere
by Tigotigotigotigo March 24, 2023
Get the Piss Missilemug. a badly programmed ballistic weapon used to indiscriminantly target innocent civilians under the impression of high-tech, high-precision warfare.
by brit March 26, 2003
Get the cruise missilemug.