FILTH

Father I'd Like To Fuck

I want to see that FILTH in boxers

by SueAmandaErica May 14, 2019

failure filth

What happens when you've lost your job...marriage...start up. Days of eating junk food, drinking alcohol, and forgetting to clean (anything).

I stopped by Phil's and he was still so broken up about losing his job he was lost in a pile of failure filth.

by XYZF May 12, 2016

Filth-A-Ka-Bob

A skank who wears 5 layers of make-up, thinks she is the shit and attractive (but really she looks like someone just pissed on her face), and illegally loses her virginity to an older guy and gets a STD

Why is he talking to that filth-a-ka-bob?! She is foul!

by UrFoul824 January 30, 2010

Liquid Filth

Pepsi.

I found a can of Pepsi in the back of the fridge and I drank it. It tasted like liquid filth.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 November 27, 2016

Cradle of filth

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass

The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit

by Marc Wins November 25, 2022

FILTH

Father I’d Like To Hump

I’m not attracted to him, but the fact that he’s a stay at home dad makes him a definite FILTH

by BOUS Master December 14, 2017

Filth Merchant

Lady of dubious looks and morals. Often found frequenting Walkabout in Bristol circa 2000-2006. Many of which go on to get ploughed that evening.

Those two filth merchants better turn up to the hotel organised cocktail making tomorrow. They'll get something in their drink they didn't bargain for.

by AthleteIntelectualLover September 20, 2022