egyptian dick riding

where a female does an egyptian dance while riding on a dick
Yeah, that slut is
egyptian dick riding me right now; it's enertaining and it feels good!
by sklither December 12, 2017
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A sex position in which the recieving partner is suspended from the floor by one leg, which is tied to the ceiling or a ceiling mounted structure, the other leg being tied or wieghted to the floor. The penetrating partner uses all limbs to cling to the recieving partner and inserts the penis into the navel. In this position both partners proceed to defecate, the penetrating partner loudly repeating the phrase, "I am mighty pharaoh!"
double dirty egyptian corkscrew
by Bearded Justice July 15, 2011
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egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.
AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!
by Austin April 29, 2008
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egyptian head massage

Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.
Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"
by Your Dad367347543567 January 07, 2007
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Egyptian Titty Bang

The act of defecating while having sex with a woman's breasts.
The girl puked after getting a hot Egyptian Titty Bang on her prom night.
by Bored_Bassist April 07, 2011
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egyptian head massage

Screwing someone in the nose so hard that their brain is reduced to mush. The name derives from the fact when ancient Egyptians were mummifying a corpse, they would remove the brain by sticking a poker up the nose, scrambling the brain, and yanking it out through the nose.
Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"
by Your Dad367347543567 December 17, 2006
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man i sure do love some ancient Egyptian post-rock breakcore
by music man 69 April 04, 2022
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