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Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.
Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*
by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018
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hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.
Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it
by thisfakehair April 23, 2019
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jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.
Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation
by Pirotek March 19, 2017
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messerschmitt cramp

A sore neck, Allied pilots in WWII got sore necks from constantly turning their heads looking for Meserschmitt fighter planes.
I've got a hulluva Messerschmitt cramp after that mission!
by gargoyle6969 September 6, 2010
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track pad cramp

when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.
sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!
by stenchandsicknessindustrial November 13, 2011
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Romo cramp

1. Any type of severe externally visible bone fracture mispercieved casually, lackadaisically, whimsically and hopefully as "just a cramp".
Oh yeah, he must have got a romo cramp, huh?
by iBuddha October 17, 2020
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male cramps

Don’t kiss me while we’re on the beach.

Why not?

It gives me male cramps!
by psychonaut22 May 21, 2024
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