Having to blow a straw full of cocaine into a woman's butt and having her fart, while sniffing the air to get high.
Rusty did the Alaskan Narwhal in that bitches ass and when she farted he sniffed the air to get a buzz
by Derek Alaskan Strickland December 1, 2019
Get the Alaskan Narwhalmug. When ones partner positions themselves on all fours, and the other partner smears cocaine on an enflamed hemorrhoid until it numbs. After losing total feeling in the sphincter nugget, the partner proceeds to bite down on the snow coated bulge until it explodes in his/her mouth.
I went to 18th street and asked a hooker how much would an Alaskan Volcano cost. After explaining what it was, the hooker said about tree fiddy.
by Blame The Clown February 20, 2018
Get the Alaskan Volcanomug. by DriedAir February 8, 2023
Get the alaskan unibrowmug. The act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a shit on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like Spongebob bringing it around town) with your buttocks.
“Dude, did you see what Paul did at the party yesterday”.
“No, what’d he do”.
“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.
“No, what’d he do”.
“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.
by definitely_not_nave May 26, 2018
Get the alaskan crabwalkmug. A sex move, in which a man throws a woman on edge of the bed and thrust his penis in her vagina whilst motorboating her tits.
by AlaskanMan June 8, 2016
Get the alaskan trampolinemug. A sex maneuver where multiple men cum on a girls hair - so much so that it looks like they have a snowy hat
by Lil` BananaDick September 9, 2018
Get the Alaskan Tophatmug. by Fuckboi98 May 29, 2016
Get the alaskan jesusmug.