Student Council

We somehow do nothing but are also stressed and overwelled.

Person: Dude, you look terrible
Student Council member: Yeah, I've got a lot I need to do

Person: Oh, can you help do something useful?
Student Council member: no

by It's a cow luke May 4, 2021

Smush of Students

A group of students attemping to organise themselves or an event, usually getting side tracked and distracked rather than getting on with it (often with innuendo or just weird conversations).

A smush of students were trying to sort out a birthday party, but kept on just telling dick jokes instead.

by FaceSmush January 28, 2015

student transfer

Community project for the creation of a not-safe-for-work visual novel currently on its 5th iteration (excluding the 2021 april fools version)

Person 1: you should try the student transfer visual novel
Person 2: never heard of it

by Talloranisnotgay June 6, 2021

Troy Student

A person that is depressed on a daily basis and exists in another existence, not knowing the horrors of your mom.

You look like a troy student.

by Pelithi W.C December 16, 2022

special student

Someone who is retarded. Generally people who are slow and completely idiotic!

Eejay, you really are a 'Special Student'
Ryan is 'special'

by punky-fish-revolution January 19, 2007

Student Section

A student section is a group of usually more popular guys in a high school that don't play basketball yet attend all the games. They are complete assholes.

Ted - "Did you see that student section?"

Bill - "They were total assholes"

by the word on the street February 22, 2011

Student ID

You're muthafuckin identification card. The greatest goddamn thing in the world. You want to be fucking identified? That fucker can identify your ass! Do you feel an unresistable urge to bitch slap the hell out of a hoe? Take that fucking ID and Slap dat bitch! Mutha Fuck the Police when you have that swag ass ID on you. You forget your drivers license at a satanic ritual! Prove yourself through this piece of fucking plastic shit. Do you want to fuck shit up as a motherfucking ninja?!?!?!?!?!? Fucking throw that bitch ass motherfucking shit card at someone's godforsaken ass! IF YOU HAVE DAT STUDENT IDEA, YOU CAN SLIDE INTO THE DM'S OF ANY BODACIOUS BABE. LEGIT THE MOST FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKING SHOT OF ALL TIME

Greg: Hey you're a hoe ass bitch. :) lel

You: FUCK YOURE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GREG. LET ME DESTROY YOUR ASS YA HOE
you: *whips out Student ID"

Greg: *MUTHAFUCKING ASSHOLE DESTROYED AS YOU REKTED HIS BITCH ASS. THAT'S RIGHT! NO ONE NEEDS YOUR SHIT GREG

by AnalSpasm October 6, 2015