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Testicle Tapioca

The white pearly secretion ejaculated from a penis onto the tongue of a woman. When it clumps together in pearls of jizz it resembles Tapioca, Hence Testicle Tapioca.
Guy 1: Dude I nutted on this bitches tongue last night!

Guy 2: How'd she like it?

Guy 1: She enjoyed the Testicle Tapioca
by Dyban January 5, 2012
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testicular vinaigrette

The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.
Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!
by schvety_balls June 16, 2012
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Testicle Satchel

I shaved my testicle satchel last night... smooth as silk.
by iamck December 15, 2012
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testiculation

Wildly gesticulating while lying through your teeth.
"Lance Armstrong's testiculation of his blood-doping and drug-use was wildly reported by the media"
by BadPauly October 18, 2012
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testicle trick

Proceeding to take your balls and stretch them over your penis and cover it up as if your balls were a cozy little blanket.
My husband said his penis was cold so I suggested him to use a testicle trick.
by AlphaZombieGirl. October 5, 2016
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Testicle Tom-Sama

A sexy buff man in the datarxz discord server. Has big cock and likes big cock cute femboys.
Testicle Tom-Sama: *watches sexy cute femboy compilation 4k free download no virus dobly digital*
by justdia October 30, 2020
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Testicular Asphyxiation

Suffocating someone to the point of death by means of your own nutsack.
God dammit Brian I’m gonna kill you by testicular asphyxiation. You’re gonna be breathing my nutsack in like a damn grocery bag over your head.
by aphillyp June 21, 2021
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