testicular torsion

The result of twisting your testicle sack over and over and letting it spin back into place. Often extremely painful.

Tohn: Man, I don't feel so good
Jom: Why's that?
Tohn: I just got testicular torsion. I may never have children.

by AbsoluteBuffoonery May 26, 2021

Texticular Cancer

Pain or soreness in the thumbs from incessant text messaging, and general cell phone key use.

Her swollen thumbs indicated that she was suffering from a serious bout with texticular cancer.

by Ariesthirtyone May 7, 2009

testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.

will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...

by samuel adams January 30, 2005

testicular dancer

A person with a fetish for scrotum.

Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

testiculate

the combination of gesticulation and testicles in a single word, gesturing towards the genital area of a masculine species

Walter decided it was a good idea to testiculate his displeasure over the situation to the cashier

by phildo the great January 3, 2014

Testicular Manslaughter

Any contact on the male genitalia that is vicious and uncalled for and causes pain, Done by Accident or on Purpose. That act usually causes the victim to drop to the ground, clutching his junk.

Did you see that testicular manslaughter?? That ball went STRAIGHT for that guys junk.

Did you hear about John and his Testicular Manslaughter?? That should teach him not to cheat on his girlfriend.

by Kannon Kadaver February 25, 2010

testacular

The supreme level of gayness. So gay that a reference to male genetalia must be included in the description.

My girlfriend made me watch this awful movie. It was testacular!

by wralen April 18, 2003