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by Brian and Jer August 3, 2008
Get the test the video quality mug.Emily insisted the testigoggles I'd loaned her didn't help her vision in the least, but I knew better.
by icarus9mm May 31, 2009
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During the hot summer months when my car has been outside for a few hours, especially in the sun, I get testeburn every time I go for a ride!
by AZRPh January 15, 2017
Get the testeburn mug.A line consisting of 10-20 girls, each wearing a pair of tight latex gloves. A boy stands facing the first girl in the line, who pulls down his pants. Each girl examines the boys testicles, and occasionally penis, trying to make him ejaculate without stroking his penis. The girls must be wearing clothes covering their boobs and must be wearing pants or leggings. The gloves must be dry. The girl that the boy ejacutes in the hands of gets to switch to another pair of latex gloves and examins the girl next in the line.
Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line I’m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*
by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019
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Hi Tessane you're so beautiful.
by Tessane June 8, 2020
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My friend, Daanish, is a Teslasexual. He dreams about Elon in his pajamas and autopiloting the Tesla Model S Plaid. How Strange!!!
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i got stopped by the cops and they found my dimebag in the glove compartment he said he was willing to do a wind test if i gave up the guy who sold it to me, but since dealer guy was my boy i just took the charge
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