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Being a teenager is the first time you encounter love, temptation, hate, stupidity, and your principles. There are stupid people, foolish people, smart people, cool people, whatever else you can think of. It is a time in your life where it's like a blindfold is taken off of you and you see the world as it is. You know what is out there and you have adult privelleges, but you are free of nagging adult responsibilities. Enjoy it my friends. Enjoy it before you become part of a soceity that makes you a drone.
Being a teenager is a chaotic and incredulous time but it can be great.
by virginslims October 14, 2011
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teenage punk

Noun. Pejorative term. A teenager considered a nuisance or smartass by a member of an older generation. Ex. my grandfather.
"Hey, you teenage punk! Pull your pants up and turn down that music. In my day, kids like you were murdered by the clean cut kids." - My grandfather, and probably your's, too.
by tglee September 1, 2012
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Nigga

A person (specifically Black, but can be Hispanic, or Asian) that knows martial arts of some kind and is between the ages of 13-19. He also has to be someone who usually is: clever, quick,(not literately a "Mutant")has done some "off-tha-wall" shit, somewhat secretive, chills in dark urban areas,(such as a back alley or in the depths of the ghetto) and basically, a bad ass, yet a cool enough person to hang with.
That dude just drop-kicked that cop in tha faze while taking the gun from hiz holster, turned and elbowed one cop that ran up, THEN ducked-n-rolled under tha last cop's leg, shot him and FRONT FLIPPED over tha squad car and dashed 2 his hideout with tha money!
---That's ninja nigga shit!---
by Tha Armada September 30, 2003
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Teenage Drama

Fucking retard faggot ass teenagers being fags like shit fuck off already.
Pointless fighting because teenagers are bored or don't have access to television.
Kaleena "blah blah blah"
Everyone Else "Shut Up with your teenage drama"
by hawly shit March 15, 2009
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rebellious teenager

Youth rebellion is considered to be committed by those who lack 'maturity' although it is certainly not so, and is actually a natural response to perceived oppression.
Parent- "You must obey and be a subordinate simply because you happened to have been born later than I have."

Teen- "Your regulations are unjust. Only a fool would abide by them and therefore I refuse to conform to your regulations that are poorly conceived and irrational."

Parent- "WHAT DID YOU SAY?! You're grounded for a month, young lady! How DARE you question my authority over you! You ungrateful rebellious teenager!"

Teen- "You're not grounding me! I am too intelligent to remain in this position. I did not choose to be born, and my life is my own, no matter the circumstances. I will not allow you to impede my enjoyment obtained from life, and therefore I must rebel against you. YOUTH SHALL GAIN EMPOWERMENT!!! RESIST THE OPPRESSION!!!"
by Gothic Satanist March 6, 2007
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teenage driver syndrome

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.
Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!

Guy2: But you had the red light.

Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!

Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.

Guy 1: TDS?

Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome
by the dirty liberal November 29, 2009
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r/Teenagers

It's a subreddit where emotionally immature Teenagers come together. As teenagers they don't know how to deal with sensitive topics, and they ignorantly do bad stuff. They would rather joke around than talk about actual issues in a productive manner, because... that's simply boring to a lot of them. They would post how depressed they are, how they have no friends, how they're “socially anxious”, ect. Just shut the fuck up! People online won't help you, and you're not helping yourself either and just want to complain about things in your life so that people think you “have it rough" and gain some sympathy of kids your age and them being able to "relate to it".
me: bro, which is the most cringiest subreddit
bro: r/Teenagers
by MrBadAttitude May 9, 2022
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