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techno-fugue 

A modern disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality due to the purchase of a new gadget such a last generation iPhone.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.
In my techno-fugue state, staring at my new iPhone the way I once glanced at humanity, with interest and anticipation, I nearly knock down toddlers and the elderly, lost in my newly acquired identity.
techno-fugue by rperazag July 18, 2010

Techno-humorist 

A person who uses high tech stuff and writes/speaks about the humor in using that technology.
Sandy can be very funny but he is only a techno-humorist.

Techno Tyke

A small or young child that has the latest in technology, i.e BlackBerry, PS3, X-Box 360 and at the same time seen too young to own or fully use the device.
"Look at those elementary school kids...They all have BlackBerry Storms...... What a bunch of Techno Tykes...."

techno nonce 

someone who likes his computer to glow
mark bailey is a techno nonce
techno nonce by God--- July 21, 2009

Techno-colored yawn 

"man i wasnt feeling well at the party last night and did the Techno-colored yawn all over the yard."
Techno-colored yawn by Darth Roach February 5, 2010

techno-skeptic 

Mr.Baylor was a huge techno-skeptic. He made us write out all of our papers instead of typing them.