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tactical eating

When you're eating food such as biscuits and grapes and you leave the last one in the packet as you know if you eat the last one you're gonna have to put the rubbish in the bin which is the otherside of the room.

However a battle can ensue if other members are playing the tactical eating game where noone eats the last item of food in the packet
2 Loungers are watching a movie in a living room and there is one biscuit left in the pack.

Lounger 1: Hey dude, why don't you have the last biscuit, I left it for you
Lounger 2: Nah that's cool dude, i'm totally stuffed, why don't you have it? I know you love them
Lounger 1: Godammit... he got me there

Hence Lounger 1 loses the tactical eating game
by London_guitarist August 7, 2010
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Tactical Cab

After a night of partying, a tactical cab must be called to bring your drunk ass home safely.
Yo Johnny i was soooo smashed last night that i had to call to tactical cab...it was the only way man.
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Tactical pink

A color choice for a gun in Medal of Honor. Anything that is tactical pink is instantly more awesome.
Cashier: So, why have you decided to buy this phone case? It's pink, are you getting it for your daughter?
Man: Nope, it's tactical pink so I got it because of that.
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Tactical Urbanism

Tactical Urbanism is the belief that faffing about becomes productive if you make up new words for it, and it takes place on The Street, in A City.
Tactical Urbanism is going to make this city awesome. I already have a website with pictures and we're on our 15th charrette.
by Ted Smith PhD. June 8, 2013
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tactical fuck boy

An online term for people who believe they are better than everyone else
He's so bad at CoD, but he thinks he's the shit, what a tactical fuck boy
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Tactical abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground. The baby fetus would be pushed out but the vaginal opening is concealed by the woman’s pants. Therefore the baby has no where to run and is crushed.
I pushed my 9 month pregnant wife who was carrying triplets down the stairs she landed face first and all three babies died of a tactical abortion. Unfortunately my wife survived and called the police. I am now being charged with triple homicide and attempted murder on my wife.
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(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block

basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.
ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.

they do it.

she runs of screaming.

guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."

and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block
by tcb master September 20, 2011
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