tommy tanking it

jacking off ur pork sword

last night i was tommy tanking it

by pork sword151514 April 17, 2009

taking without asking

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.

food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool

by the moralist January 4, 2012

talking ish

the act of talking shit or saying smart ass comments

Man why are you talking ish I've done nothing to you

by M1K3Y 6 February 11, 2010

Taking a Dale

getting angry at someone for no apparent reason

all i was doing was humming a tune and he started taking a dale

by anonymouse1 October 11, 2007

Taking a Tucker

Having an especially satisfying bowel movement. Can also just mean taking a shit. Named after a man that has bowel movements over 10 times a day.

"I just took a Tucker and I feel better already". It can also be used when experiencing pain. "My stomach is killing me, I think I need to take a Tucker". I'm "taking a Tucker" and somebody comes in and interupts me!

by MMABOY February 4, 2010

Taking A Bill

1. The elimination of horrible fecal waste through one's anus, more extreme than the average process.

2. Taking an unbelievable shit to the point it's not a shit, it's taking a Bill.

3. A sweat-filled, terribly smelly, wet dump; one in which you must remove your shirt, can only be called taking a Bill.

4. A very time-consuming poop, usually requiring countless wipes and many flushes.

Frank: "Hey, what took you so long? I waited nearly 30 minutes."

Tom: "Screw you man, I was taking a Bill. It was horrible. The wiping would never end."

Frank: "Oh man, I'm so sorry. My bad bro."

by TheGeniusChild June 21, 2011

talking yang

Easily dismissed disparaging speech or opinion about something or someone when uttered by someone in no position to actually know (vs Talking Smack). Non-Agressive, Non-Cussing and socially acceptable version of "Talkin' Shit". Talking Shit

Man: " I heard Mr. Lee was talking smack about The Packers" Woman: "Oh, come on, he was just talking yang. He's an illiterate North Korean farmer without access to a TV, so what would he know about the NFL?"

by garged November 28, 2014