talking asshole

a) someone who never stops talking long enough to think

b) someone who never stops talking shit long enough to think

c) someone whose ability to stop talking, or talking shit, has atrophied

He's a talking asshole who knows plenty of women.

He was acting like a talking asshole at the funeral.

"For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, ... ." - William S. Burroughs

by atomicsteambunny March 24, 2006

Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.

All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.

by sammy1 November 17, 2006

talking in tongues

Talking in tongues is a term similar to the term 'speaking in tongues', but with a twist. Normally this happens when an English speaker takes home a person from a bar and proceeds to have intercourse with a non-native English speaker. The magic happens when the non-native speaker breaks down and begins to speak in their native language while having intercourse befuddling the English speaker.

Wow, last night was crazy, that Finnish woman from the bar started to speak to me in some wacky language, i think it was Swedish or something. Felt like I was in a foreign movie. Man, I love New York, so much cultural, people are talking in tongues...

by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009

Talking to Othman

Masturbating

Today I was talking to Othman for three hours straight and it felt real good!

by DuckHunter42 March 15, 2021

Talking to the seals

Another word for vomiting. Used primarily by those who feel ill while on the water, such as a boat or during/after surfing, but is fun to use around those severly intoxicated and engaging in the act.

1. Sam had never been on a deep sea fishing trip before, and unfortunately spent most of it talking to the seals.

2. Cindy had a few too many drinks and spend the night talking to the seals.

by WeezerTurboNerd August 23, 2004

Talking to the root

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

by Unibomber June 11, 2004

talking plaid

Phrase used to describe two people making small talk. Synonymous with ‘shooting the shit’.

Just a couple of ad guys, talking plaid.

by ditkastache August 14, 2011