burt tale

named after its creator, a total lie told in story form and with no way to prove its validity or falseness; can also refer to an instance in which someone talks about something they have no clue about

dewd, i just had 27 shots and im not even buzzed!

by taz gam March 20, 2004

Chilling tale, sibling.

A variation of the ever so common "cool story, bro" used to express angst or boredom towards a story.

"So yea my mom think it would be better if I brush my teeth 3 times a day, AS IF"

"Chilling tale, sibling."

by Ariese July 13, 2009

whale tale snap

a boy snaps a girls thong while hooking up

i was hooking up with this boy and he whale tale snapped by thong

by boyydontdothat August 22, 2012

old wise tale

The politically correct version of an "old wives tale"

Bobby's Grandma: "Put on your coat or you'll catch pneumonia"
Little Bobby: "Nah ah Grandma. That's an old wise tale. Pneumonia is caused by bacteria."

by enzoblinx July 20, 2006

Taleea

The greatest person in the world and the perfect match for Ricky.

On a scale of Justin Bieber to Taleea you are just under Taleea at Jesus level.

by TrickyRicky789 May 4, 2010

Tableing

The Act of the dominant figure in a relationship getting so horny in waiting for sex with their partner that they "snap" and force sexual activity upon their partner wherever they are. The term Tableing is derived from this scenario happening in a restaurant.

Linda: This Meal is so lovely
Bob: *SNAPS* LINDA!!! TABLE!!! NOW!!!!

*The "Tableing" Begins*

by The Clarkster 27 May 4, 2009

Tale

A story sometimes controlled or created by someone for another person to inflict enthrallment or any other feeling like anger or fear.

A tale of ahh forget it

by Broben5 July 29, 2018