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Table scraps

A female that thinks she is a snack , but in reality she's been passed around too much to where she is wore out. Her vagina probably smells like burnt rubber. Use extreme caution.
That hoe thought she was a whole snack, turns out she just a whole lot of table scraps.
by Capt. Maddy Daddy July 24, 2019
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Tallen

He is kind , and small but has a big heart , he acts like a dick but really cares about other people , He has no friends but that does not matter , Tallen has depression but that does not stop him
That person Named Tallen is super lonely
by Blahblahdood78 October 24, 2019
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Table day

The day of the week when you lay the table and eat dinner at it, instead of sitting on the couch in front of the TV.
"Did you see the 6 o'clock news last night?"
"No, Thursday is my table day"
by flynnmorgan November 8, 2021
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scar tablet

1. An adjective used to describe something interesting, enjoyable, etc.
2. An exclamation reflecting the interest or enjoyment of a current activity.
1. "Dude, that place is totally scar tablet."
2. "WOAH! I JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS! SCAR TABLET!"
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Kitchen table blues

Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.
Carl: He john, how was your weekend?

John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.

Carl: You should really go out more dude.

John: Yeah, i know.
by Rostiboots April 5, 2011
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Dishwasher tablet

A tablet that you put in the dishwasher to make the dishes clean. It also makes you really want to eat it but you can't because you will die if you do. It is also Sam's weapon of choice. He put it in his mother's smoothie before she went to yoga because she used to beat him. She beat him every day until she died.
Scientist 1: we've analysed the body 3 times and we still don't know how they died.

Scientist 2: this can only mean one thing. It was a dishwasher tablet!!!!!

Scientist 1: oh no, we need to evacuate the facility immediately!

Scientist 2: darn it! I wanted to do a Hot Butter McFungus later! DAMN!
by BOOIIIIIIIII March 29, 2020
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enchanting table

a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft
John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
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