sperm toilet

A "sperm toilet" normally refers to a female in her teens or twenties, or possibly even her thirties, who has sex with many partners. She is promiscuous, and allows her sex partners to ejaculate into her vagina, mouth, and even into her anus. She can also be classified as a receptacle.
1. Man, I wish that chick was not such a sperm toilet, because she is actually very nice, and I'd like to have a relationship with her.

2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.
by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010
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toilet seat

what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a piss.
I have to lift the fucking toilet seat myself
by Slunjan July 18, 2008
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Toilet Zombie

What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
Don't eat that burrito, man. I had one and it turned me into a Toilet Zombie.
by Night of the Living Deuce March 21, 2014
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toilet surfing

Toilet surfing is what happens when you go to sit on a toilet seat that has loosened up over time. As you place all of your weight on it the seat slips to the side giving you an unexpected "ride". You must surf this ride or else land on the floor!
One guy to another on his way out of the public bathroom:
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
by acmjojo July 08, 2013
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Toilet Wrinkles

The wrinkles that form in one's pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.
* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."
by Danglin Billies January 26, 2017
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emotional toilet

someone who you take emotional dump s on.

someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better

that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
emma:man my life sucks
joey:stop using me as your emotional toilet!
emma:sorry
by ellasocksyourrocks January 23, 2011
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toilet gold

Corn in your turds down in the toilet
I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.
by Cpt Norm February 24, 2009
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